*** ATTENTION: Do not wear a Yankees hat unless you are a Yankees fan. And by fan I mean you know, love, adore, care about and have faith in the team. If you're not sitting at home flapping your damn arm wings for angels to come into the outfield and give a helping hand, then please remove the hat. Now. ***
And there are plenty of fish in the sea.
(You see what I did there?!? Tuna cans on the floor? Guy not calling probably because of said tuna cans on the floor... get it? Fish? Sea? Guys? My attempt at wit. Take it or leave it.)